Totsey #13

The alien god of the seventh day, The Slither (c)mmgilbert 2009

 It was the seventh day of the 16 days of the alien gods of outer space.  This is the day of the blessing of purity for which all who are pure of thought, most chaste of the flesh and scourged of evil intent and harm must be given over to the ravishments of pure joy and celebration including great feasting and purging, icy waters and murkiness as well as inner cleansing and defilement.  As it is written, so begins the celebration with loud honkings and gorging.  And, as the priests of the alien gods of outer space went about their special work, the screams could be heard and there was much running about and heaving of bilges.  For this was the time for giving without hesitation or doubt.  And, so it was done and those who had done the giving were glad and, as the seventh day was done, prepared for the full onslaught, shouting, “Zumphah!”

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